You Might Be A Geek If...

In the spirit of my last blog post, and in the style of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck If...", I have come up with a new low for humor, dear readers! The title of this post says it all.

Now, before we continue, I just want to say that I came up with all of the following statements. They are 100% Dilking originals, but feel free to use them if you wish! Oh, and if you think of any, post them in the comments!! Anyway, here we go:

You Might Be A Geek If....


If you buy tickets to see a movie in theaters you already own on DVD, you might be a geek.

If you have more computer parts in your house than you do furniture, you might be a geek.

If a girl shouts "Bug!!" and you whip out a Netbook, you might be a geek.

If you can recite the Star Spangled Banner in BINARY, you might be a geek.

If your idea of a romantic night is having your Everquest avatars sitting in front of a digital fire, you might be a geek.

If you have a wife & kids in The Sims, but can't get a date in real life, you might be a geek.

If you have drawn up blueprints for an robot girlfriend, you might be a geek.

If you spend more time surfing the internet than actually talking on your phone, you might be a geek.

If you think watching G4 is foreplay, you might be a geek.

If you think chatting online is a great idea for a date, you might be a geek.

If you know the Konami cheat code by heart, but can't remember your sister's name, you might be a geek.

If your entertainment system has better sound than the local movie theater's, you might be a geek.

If someone shouts "WOW" and you think World Of Warcraft, you might be a geek.

If you can disassemble electronics in less time than it takes to turn on a light bulb, you might be a geek.

If your coffee table is a spool of Ethernet cable, you might be a geek.

If you set up all the appliances in your house to be controllable from your laptop, you might be a geek.

If you think it's a cool idea to install an A.I. in your car so it talks back to you, you might be a geek.

If the first thing you set up after moving to a new place is your electronic equipment,  you might be a geek.

And last, but not least:
If your online characters have more sex than you do, you might be a geek.