I was sitting at McDonalds with one of my roommates passing the time until they stopped serving breakfast. As is the norm with us, we started coming up with "top 5" lists: top five movies, top five video games moments, top five hottest actresses, etc. When we both came up with the hottest actresses list, I noticed that there weren't very many Asian actresses on the list.
Before I could say another word, I was taken in by the Asian Equality Agency. After the AEA agents had tortured me for hours, I finally broke and agreed to rectify my slight against the Asian peoples and create a top 5 list of the hottest Asian actresses. They released me, letting me know in no uncertain terms, that my release was contingent upon creating the list and publishing it here on my blog immediately!! Since, I don't want to go to prison, here is my top 5 hottest Asian list for your viewing pleasure!
5) Lucy Liu
The first time I remember seeing this gorgeous little
fireball was in Payback. Later she became famous for her role in Ally
McBeal, and now she graces us with her beauty every week as Joan Watson
on Elementary! Crime solving never looked so good!!
4) Ziyi Zhang
Like everyone else, I first saw Ziyi Zhang in
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. At 21, she was beautiful. Now, she's heartrendingly gorgeous!!!
3) Maggie Q
I first noticed Maggie Q thanks to Die Hard 4. And I mean that sincerely, THANK YOU producers of DH4! And now that she's on Nikita, I get to watch her hotness every week!
2) Moon Bloodgood
I first saw Moon Bloodgood on this little known TV series called Daybreak and I was instantly smitten with her casual smoldering hotness!
1) Kelly Hu
Even though, she had a pretty good career in TV before
this, I first saw Kelly Hu in The Scorpion King. And she was simply
delicious then and is even MORE so, now. She had a guest appearance on Castle recently, and she is just as alluring as ever!
And there you are, my dear readers. (Pay attention AEA, I have complied! No prison for me!!!) My top 5 hottest Asian actresses. What do you think of my list? Sound off in the comments below!!
I just love, love, LOVE me some Kelly Hu!
So, you've told me before you don't particularly find thinner females attractive. As a matter of fact, I recently posted a picture of a woman in spectacular physical shape and your comment was that you unfortunately weren't impressed and said she was too thin. Now, ALL of the women above are thin. And Kelly Hu looks rather muscular and toned. This is a complete contradiction to what you've told me. Any thoughts?
ReplyDeleteHi Kristina,
ReplyDeleteThere are many things in this universe that are out of my control. One of those things are the available women of Asian heritage in Hollywood. So, I have to work with what is available to me. If you note, at the beginning of my post, I stated that none of these women were in my all time top 5 hottest actresses which is what got me tortured by the AEA. It is true, I do tend to favor much curvier women. Women that look more like human beings than walking stick insects. (Which unfortunately is the current trend for what's "hot" in Hollywood.)
And you'll note that my top 2 selections in this list are much curvier and thicker than the other 3.
Thanks for commenting!!
God Bless you.
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