Thursday, March 24, 2011
Top Ten Reasons Having a Toddler Is Like Being At A Frat Party...
Tricia, a friend of mine who is currently dealing with the whirlwind of a toddler, has found a list written by someone who is also overwhelmed, made that connection, and decided to laugh about it. Here now are the top ten reasons having a toddler is like being at a frat party:
#10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.
#9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.
#8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.
#7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.
#6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.
#5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
#4. There's definitely going to be a fight.
#3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.
#2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.
And the #1 reason having a toddler is like being at a frat party:
#1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there!!!